Well, I spent a lot of money today.

I did a classic me: 'buy it all and then take back what you like least'

Well, as I knew would happen, I very much like them all, so will be keeping them all unless my mum persuades me to return the flimsy bit of cloth I spent £30 on. But it's nice and summery! So go away mother.

I will now have next to no money for 29 days, and the little I do have will, no doubt, be spent on Starbucks and alcohol. And probably hair dye.

I even said I wanted to buy a nice pair of shoes this month. Oh woe is me.