Mandifer's top tips on life, ie boys

1: 'I didn't know this when I was your age, but boys are stupid. No, really, they are. They need constant reassurance that you like them, or they will actually just think you don't. They are stupid.'

2: 'You need to think, if they were to do what you're about to, what would you think?'

3: 'Boys honestly cannot see what they have done wrong most of the time. They will honestly believe they are totally in the right about a situation, and really not know what's going on. They are stupid.'

4:'Boys are stupid, you need to make them realise this.'

5: 'I lost out on a lot of things because I was scared of looking keen and making the first move.'

She's all high and mighty now she has a boyfriend, but she is quite right.