'The One'

Some people think, that because you might have been slightly vulnerable in the past to them, that they can just assume power over you whenever they want. I didn't spend the last year telling myself how much of a waste of space you are for you to come back and try to tell me the opposite. For the first time, it's not gonna work, because I do not love you and I never will again.

That is a very, very bold statement for two reasons:

1) I just insinuated I might have loved someone (calm down dear, it's a Monday afternoon)

2) I once thought this person was 'the one'. I really, really don't believe in 'the one' any more, that was a really childish labelling I gave when I was younger. I do believe that there will be one person who will make you feel more complete and special and in love than anyone else can, but that doesn't mean that there's only one person you can love and be happy with. Or that you'll even find this miraculous person. Or that you won't find them when you're in Tesco buying nappies for your 3rd child with your husband.

So, the what I'm really trying to say is, piss off.

On a happier note...

I like Marmite.

I do not love Marmite.

I do not hate Marmite.

I like Marmite a reasonable amount.

'You either love it or you hate it' is such a bad statement. It is not as simple as that.

Life isn't as simple as that.

JEEEEEZ.

'There are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else! '

The wise words of whoever wrote Donnie Darko.