So, yeah, Twilight.

This is an issue that needs to be addressed; I do still care about Twilight. I tried to hide it, I tried to fight it, but I couldn't.

Yes, Kristen Stewart is the biggest idiot in the world and cannot act for shit.

Yes, Robert Pattinson (my sister's boy friend is called Robert Patterson - it always makes me smile) isn't actually that hot.

Yes, it is the most ridiculous thing ever created.

BUT I STILL CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW FILM THIS WEEKEND. It is going to be so good. I will sit and I will criticize and I will curse and I WILL ENJOY IT.