Joseph Gordon-Levitt

'There's so much that can happen at the movies, the way you touch and whisper... I love going to the movies with a girl. I love it.

'Oh and can I just say, they play fucking comercials. If I pay 10 dollars to see a movie I don't want to see a fucking comercial. CUT THAT SHIT OUT. Gaaaad.'

MARRY ME?

he's beautiful, she's gorgeous:

I approve.

The girls who have it all.

Today, as me and my friend Anna were walking through town, we saw a girl in our year, who, although it kills us to admit, is pretty much perfection in human form (in the way she looks at least). We smiled and waved, and then looked at each other with disheartened, desperate faces:

WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO GOOD ALL THE TIME.

And it's not even like she isn't clever. Or doesn't have a boyfriend.

Because she is and does.

ohhh, my.

But not to fear, our time will come.

Once we have murdered her and destroyed all evidence.

Hmmm.

She's actually a nice girl, btw. But still.

fuck this, i'm going to hogwarts

'i'm like an irregular polygon; i have all the right number of sides and corners, but i just don't really fit.'

why does adding sunglasses to something automatically make it cool?

voldemort would not be cool, even if he had sunglasses on.

queues, queues, queues

Shopping around Christmas is awful. I know this isn't exactly a ground-breaking revelation, but it is. Especially when the shops are as big as a toilet cubicle, as they are is little old WGC - constantly shuffling out of the way to let mums with big double push chairs get through.

I've been a bit rubbish this year, and left buying Christmas presents until now, when I knew it would be awful. I know what I'm getting - all but one, and that one, I am totally stuck on. I don't want to get another cliché photo album or a 'cute' little present, because I've done them all already. I also don't want to get her something boring and serious which shows no knowledge of her personality at all... Oh, the hardships of Christmas shopping.

www.averagewizard.com might be my new favourite website?

'Last night, I had a dream Lord Voldemort had a Facebook.'

Also, I have no idea what colour to decorate my room. If I just do it, I will like whatever colours I chose, it's just the point of actually doing it. I'm warming to pale colours with cream antique looking furniture, of one dark coloured wall and the rest light. Inspire meee.

5 Reasons why I'm happy this Wednesday

1) There are no scary exams that want to kill my social life coming up at my school! Horrah! This is made even better because all my other friends have exams. Bad times guys, bad times.

2) It's been raining pretty much everyday for the last two weeks. I know this should really be under 'why England sucks' but for some reason I like it. I like the sound the rain makes against the windows on my kitchen roof. I also always think, if I was a farmer, or a fish in a pond somewhere near here, I would be really happy it was raining. Maybe, in a former life, I was a farmer fish in Stanborough Lakes.

3) Finally, my dance school is doing dances to Cats in our next show. Being 15, I can now proudly call myself a 'big girl', which means I get to be in all the 'tricky' bits of the dances and wear all the best costumes. I am really looking forward to prancing around a stage with cat ears and face paint on. It's pretty much my dream.

4) Soup. It's so great. With bagels.

5) thingsweforget.blogspot.com - it's so cliché and makes me want to throw up every now and again, but generally it's rather nice.

And a sneaky number 6) I have finished my ICT course and blogger works on my school computers... Time for many, many in school blogs - I am such a rebel.

#1

It smells of sweets and flowers. And it has to best lid in the world - it's all movey and fun and flower shaped. Yum yum yum.

P.S, this is my Christmas list, expect more like this of me being greedy wanting lots of expensive presents.